Whoever said that swearing doesn't pay off? So do what you love, and save money all at the same time. This swear bank by Brass Monkey features a glass front (with gold foil art) and a slot for coins on the top. It's even f-ing hangable. Bonus: it comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).
Black wooden design, with a glass front to see all the funds you gave
Features hand-designed metallic gold 'Don't Swear' artwork
Includes a hidden slide-out panel (to get your damn change back)
Hangable on the wall, or displayable on a desk
Measures 6.75" wide by 4.875" tall (and 2" deep if you're curious)
We have more in common than you might think. In fact, that's kind of the point of this game. This Venn diagram-based party game by Brass Monkey is all about finding (hopefully) hilarious similarities between two random (and we mean random) things. Just draw the included red and blue discs to create unexpected pairings (like the Month of February and Tom Cruise*) and then compete with friends to try to find the funniest thing that they both have in common.
Includes 100 red & 100 blue 'topics' to pair together
Not to mention 520 different pre-written 'answers
Psst: You also have the option to come up with your own answers (since you obviously think you're more clever than we are)
The outer box measures 5.8" wide by 3.7" tall by 3.5" deep-that's 147mm by 94mm by 89mm if you're fancy
A game about mixing fake drinks - using real cocktail recipes: simply turn over tiles to find the ingredients you need to make as many imaginary beverages as possible, building up your bar of supplies while trying to make more drinks than your opponent. It's sort of like memory but more challenging. You know, like trying to remember things when you've been drinking.
Each of the 50 playing cards includes an actual cocktail recipe (including how to make it). So even if you suck at the game, just have a drink (or 2), and you won't care anymore
Includes 140 game tiles, 50 playing cards, and a set of instructions (because it would be really mean not to)
Designed to be played by 2-4 players
Psst: This isn't a drinking game... it's a game about drinking (during which you can make a drink if you want)
Consider it a first aid kit for adults. This emergency drinking kit by Brass Monkey includes everything you need to solve (and/or cause) all of life's problems. Specifically: a collapsible metal travel cup, glass mini flask, bottle opener, metal straw, and a mini cocktail recipe book to help mix drinks in a crisis.
Includes everything you could possibly need in a crisis* (besides, you know, the actual liquor)
Features a 44-page mini cocktail recipe book that explains how to make some essential drinks
Comes packaged in a giftable storage box inspired by vintage first-aid kits (that inevitably had everything except the size of bandaid that you actually needed)
Features bold editorial messaging throughout
Box measures 8" wide by 6.5" tall (and 2" deep if you're curious).
Even though your 8 lb cat thinks it's a mountain lion, their neck size begs to differ. That's why this durable Brass Monkey pet bandana is specifically sized for the small (but mighty) animals in your life. Don't worry about exact sizing, though; the resizable tie ribbons make this bandana one-size-fits-most-plus, the break-away velcro makes it perfectly safe for dogs and cats alike.
Features a vintage-inspired flocked design on the front. You know, that fuzzy stuff on 70s t-shirts
Durable, double-sided cotton construction
Packaged on a peggable header card (for easy hanging)
Bandana measures 5.75" wide by 4.75" tall (146mm by 120mm), with a resizable tie ribbon featuring break-away velcro for safety (and style, of course)
Hand wash in cold water...the bandana, not your pet
While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That's what they call the thread…you'll have to provide your own dental care supplies.
Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle
Includes 8' of floss (thread) for each color. That is all the floss you'll need to complete the design shown on the front of the box and there might even be a bit left over-friendship bracelets, anyone?
Comes with a design guide-and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us)
Bonus: It all comes in a pretty box...if we do say so ourselves
The outer box measures 7.6" square by 1.64" deep-that's 193mm by 42mm if you're fancy
Wow, you look really great today....way better than yesterday. Anyway, this card set by Brass Monkey includes 200 unique compliment cards to hand out...100 compliments and 100 backhanded compliments. Each card features a unique phrase on the front, with a place to write a personal note on the back (unless you want to stay anonymous). Give them out one at a time, or display them on your coffee table. You're smart, you'll figure out something.
Includes 100 compliment cards & 100 backhanded compliment cards
Example compliment: You are like a 20 dollar bill found in a winter coat
Example compliment: I'm glad that you aren't a bodybuilder. Your veins are the perfect size already
Example backhanded compliment: Your attractiveness more than makes up for your personality
Example backhanded compliment: Wow, you look really good in this light
Finally, a game based on what you're already good at – watching crappy TV. This drinking game by Brass Monkey includes four shot glasses, an instruction sheet, and 100 cards that describe the common (& weird) things that always happen in TV & movies. So just deal the cards, turn on the TV, and drink. It's kind of like every other night...but now it's competitive.
Finally a way to drink & watch tv (competitively)
Includes 100 game cards (aka reasons to drink)
Comes with four numbered stainless steel shot glasses
Game instructions are provided (because it would be pretty mean not to)
Box measures 4.6" wide by 4.1" tall (and 2.1" deep if you're counting)
What's the best part of going out to the bar? It's certainly not the overpriced drinks. It's people-watching, of course. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside this Bin-Go to a Dumb Meeting game book by Brass Monkey, you'll find 2 sets of 12 perforated bingo cards–one set for the bar and another for restaurants. Don't worry; they've already pre-filled them with the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen–so just hand them out and start people-watching...competitively.
Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards
Features two distinct people-watching bingo games–one for bars and one for restaurants
It's played just like real bingo: fill a row, column, or diagonal line to 'win'...relatively speaking, anyway
Bonus: create your own personalized game with the 6 additional blank cards in the back
Each soft-cover book measures 7" square–that's 178mm if you're fancy
If you've ever said "but first, coffee", this is for you! A more subtle blend of fresh grounds, this scent captures the most delicious cup of joe you can imagine. Enjoy with your favorite coffee or any time you want that rich, delicious aroma!
Fragrant notes: Top - black coffee bean Middle - cream Base - vanilla bean
Hang these fun fungi wherever you need a natural touch. These painted toadstools are pretty planters you can add to your hanging collection or display on their own. Show off your succulents and air plants with these hanging planters.
If you're serious about your beeswax candles, then you know a little care helps them burn their best. Wicks need to be trimmed before re-light and sometimes nudged back toward center after a very long burn. Tapers are more likely to burn dripless when gently extinguished with a snuffer. This 4-part kit also includes a tray for all the tools, making candle care easy and elegant.
Bluecorn tapers are classic candles dipped into pure molten beeswax at just the right temperature by a steady hand and a keen eye. They are dipped and cooled over twenty times each before a pair can be cut free from the oak rack. When finished and hung, they carry the rich scent of honey and seem to hold light in their bellies. Kept out of drafts and away from fans these tapers will burn virtually dripless for about one hour per inch of length.
Size: Available in lengths of 8" or 10", Base diameter = 7/8" or 2.2cm
Burn for one hour per inch
Trim wick to 1/4" before first lighting only
To prevent dripping, burn away from drafts and do not trim the wick between burns
The cutest ceramic bud vase is a must have to pair with modern or boho style decor. A deep, radiant rust crackle glaze adorns the ribbed bud vase shape. This watertight vase easily transitions from season to season with its tinted neutral color, and is great for faux stems, fresh stems or as a standalone accent. Leave empty as a decorative vessel or use for small stems.
For a whimsical and novel touch, a classic barn owl figure is the perfect accent for a bookshelf, mantel, or coffee table. Constructed of natural wood and distressed metal, this rustic farm decor piece adds just the right amount of charm to your home. -Perfect accent for a bookshelf, mantel, or coffee table. Style in multiples for a conversational touch. Quirky icon of a classic barn owl.
Dimensions: 4 x 1.25 x 5.25"h
Materials: wood & metal
A combination of rustic metal and distressed driftwood
You will want to entertain all season with this fall harvest pumpkin serving board. Eco-friendly mango wood is carved into a modern farmhouse inspired pumpkin shape, with etched out details bringing it to life. Both functional and beautiful, this serving board is finished with hand-wrapped faux leather on the stem for a decorative element that styles nicely with other fall decor when not in use.
Dimensions: 16 x 12.5 x 0.5"h
Hand wash with warm, soapy water and set out to air dry completely after initially drying with clean cloth.