Blazing Saddles: This beard and hair elixir is truly a miracle oil. To say it is a "beard oil" is vastly under-selling its charms. It can be used on any hairs. Yes, it will delightfully smooth and condition even the crinkliest beards... but why does it have to stop there? My hair is a matted disaster from years of bleaching and coloring. This jojoba and hemp seed oil-based elixir soothes and smooths my angry, frizzy mess. Our magic combination of oils, mixed with our sexy Blazing Saddle scent of leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush will bring your next meeting to the next level.
Cursed Cowboy: This subtle beauty surrounds you with the scent of campfire and clove, like your trusted sidekicks. It's not an all-out assault on scent town like a group of banditos all trying to pile into the same getaway wagon. Trust us, your lovers and officemates will thank you.
Fire in the Hole: Kaboom! Know what that sound is? It’s the sound of beginning your amazing day layering on the gorgeous, earthy scents of campfire, whiskey, and the outdoors. Fire in the Hole Beard and Hair Elixir lets you go camping without even leaving the house (which will remind you how much you like to go camping, and then increase the number of times you go camping). So, imbibe freely, light some fireworks, and light it up with Oil that smells like campfire.